Humor Writing — Ali Solomon

2021 Parenting Back-to-School BingoI Am ‘Wearing Pajamas at 7pm’ Years OldMatzo, RebrandedUgly Holiday Sweaters for 2020New “Days-of-the-Week” ShirtsMom Hair Through the AgesModern Love Essays by Nursery Rhyme CharactersJames Bond Films for ParentsA Giving Tree Grows in BrooklynI Am "Why Do I Need Venmo" Years OldFamous Opening Lines Rewritten for Back-To-School TimeMore Updated Government Seals Rules of Improv While Playing With ToddlersJust Wear the Goddamn SwimsuitIf Becoming a Teacher Were As Easy As Purchasing a GunHello, I’m the Internet, and You’re Parenting All WrongTraditional Thanksgiving SidepiecesPeople My 5-Year-Old Wants to Play With on the PlaygroundAnimated Film Ratings: A Guide for Concerned ParentsExit Strategies from Social SituationsFetal Tenant/Landlord Agreement — March Madness For Teachers
Beauty Tips For Every Face Shape
A Health Screening Questionnaire for Teachers
Traditions For Your Special Thanksgiving Day
Literary Desserts of the Damned
Scenes From Overlook Elementary
2021 Parenting Back-to-School Bingo
I Am ‘Wearing Pajamas at 7pm’ Years Old
Matzo, Rebranded
Ugly Holiday Sweaters for 2020
New “Days-of-the-Week” Shirts
Mom Hair Through the Ages
Modern Love Essays by Nursery Rhyme Characters
James Bond Films for Parents
A Giving Tree Grows in Brooklyn
I Am "Why Do I Need Venmo" Years Old
Famous Opening Lines Rewritten for Back-To-School Time
More Updated Government Seals
Rules of Improv While Playing With Toddlers
Just Wear the Goddamn Swimsuit
If Becoming a Teacher Were As Easy As Purchasing a Gun
Hello, I’m the Internet, and You’re Parenting All Wrong
Traditional Thanksgiving Sidepieces
People My 5-Year-Old Wants to Play With on the Playground
Animated Film Ratings: A Guide for Concerned Parents
Exit Strategies from Social Situations
Fetal Tenant/Landlord Agreement

8 Things My Very Tall Daughter Can ExpectEt Tu, Kimmy Schmidt? The Unbreakable Attack on TeachersThe Fault in Our ScarsConfessions of a TV Binge-Reader — 8 Things My Very Tall Daughter Can Expect
Et Tu, Kimmy Schmidt? The Unbreakable Attack on Teachers
The Fault in Our Scars
Confessions of a TV Binge-Reader

If Sara’s Favorite Cartoon Characters Attended Her Fourth Birthday PartyImportant Updates re: Bryson’s 5th Birthday Party — If Sara’s Favorite Cartoon Characters Attended Her Fourth Birthday Party
Important Updates re: Bryson’s 5th Birthday Party

Today I Will Finish a Writing Thing!Modern Makeovers for Movie Prom ScenesMillenial Math ProblemsSigns My iPhone4 Is Possessed by the Ghost of my Grandfather — A Guide to Flower Colors and Their Meanings
Today I Will Finish a Writing Thing!
Modern Makeovers for Movie Prom Scenes
Millenial Math Problems
Signs My iPhone4 Is Possessed by the Ghost of my Grandfather

We’re the Shoes in Your Cubicle Desk Drawer, and We’ve Really Missed YouLipstick Recommendations for Fully Vaccinate PeopleThe Devils You May KnowHow to Stay Busy While Waiting For New Episodes of “Call My Agent.”Apartment Optical IllusionsCongrats on Turning 2021!The Babysitters Club Redux: Childcare for Desperate TimesUses for the Bushel of Apples You Picked Last WeekendNew Uses for the Iron ThroneHitchcock for City DwellersThings I Pretend to be Impressed By — Build-a-Roommate for N.Y.C.
Honest Laundry Care Symbols
Summer Reading Assignments for Adults
Other Word Games Invented For Couples
How to Train For Your First Flight in Two Years
We’re the Shoes in Your Cubicle Desk Drawer, and We’ve Really Missed You
Lipstick Recommendations for Fully Vaccinated People
The Devils You May Know
How to Stay Busy While Waiting For New Episodes of “Call My Agent.”
Apartment Optical Illusions
Congrats on Turning 2021!
The Babysitters Club Redux: Childcare for Desperate Times
Uses for the Bushel of Apples You Picked Last Weekend
New Uses for the Iron Throne
Hitchcock for City Dwellers
Things I Pretend to be Impressed By

So You’re Thinking of Giving Your Seat to That Pregnant Woman…Woman Excited to Hang Out in Last Remaining Bookstore, Doesn’t Buy AnythingWhat to Expect When You’re Expecting on a TV ShowHow to Not Suck at Surprise Parties — So You’re Thinking of Giving Your Seat to That Pregnant Woman…
Woman Excited to Hang Out in Last Remaining Bookstore, Doesn’t Buy Anything
What to Expect When You’re Expecting on a TV Show
How to Not Suck at Surprise Parties

9 Things You Can Do With Your Quarantine Hair

Birth: A Comic

20 Ways Being a Teacher Will Warp You Forever8 Ways to Transition Kids Back to School: By Ruining Summer8 Issues Every Teacher-Parent Struggles With on a Daily Basis10 Myths About What Teachers Do Over Summer Break8 Ways Parent-Teacher Conferences A… — 20 Ways Being a Teacher Will Warp You Forever
8 Ways to Transition Kids Back to School: By Ruining Summer
8 Issues Every Teacher-Parent Struggles With on a Daily Basis
10 Myths About What Teachers Do Over Summer Break
8 Ways Parent-Teacher Conferences Are Like a First Date

From Guilt to Addiction: The 8 Stages of Getting a PedicureRules for Surviving the Public Pool10 Ways to Seamlessly Blend Hanukkah with Christmas for Your Interfaith Kids8 Simple Rules for Playdating — Rules for Surviving the Public Pool
10 Ways to Seamlessly Blend Hanukkah with Christmas for Your Interfaith Kids
8 Simple Rules for Playdating

How to Have a Super-Traditional Hanukkah That is in NO Way Like ChristmasA Guide to Your Chocolate Sampler BoxPlease Contribute to our Passive Activism PatreonThere Are Many Sides to Blame for My Getting Dumped by Justin — How to Have a Super-Traditional Hanukkah That is in NO Way Like Christmas
A Guide to Your Chocolate Sampler Box
Please Contribute to our Passive Activism Patreon
There Are Many Sides to Blame for My Getting Dumped by Justin

(selected highlights)The Myth of Choice in AmericaPlanning My Parenthood in Today’s Political Climate (A Visual Journey)8 Bullshit Lies About Maternity LeaveHow to Accurately Calculate Your Baby’s Due DatePlease Don’t Invite My Kids to Your WeddingD… — *(selected highlights)*
The Myth of Choice in America
Planning My Parenthood in Today’s Political Climate (A Visual Journey)
8 Bullshit Lies About Maternity Leave
How to Accurately Calculate Your Baby’s Due Date
Please Don’t Invite My Kids to Your Wedding
Defending the Baby Shower
Lose the Baby Weight in 12 Easy Steps

Forever 4 1/2: Children’s Clothes for Adult Women.

The #1 Skincare Brand for Passing as Human

Essay Prompts for Elite College Applications

129 Ways to Find a Husband

Your College Purity Test (As Fact-Checked by Male Former Classmates)

12 Angry Women

Dear Eponine: Love Advice From the Barricade

My Political Facebook Post is Now Open For Comments

Please Enjoy Your Stay at the Madonna/Whore Complex

(selected highlights)Please Pick Me For Your Makeover ShowIn Case You Were Wondering, I’ve Still Got ItRequiem for my Yoga Pants — *(selected highlights)*
Please Pick Me For Your Makeover Show
In Case You Were Wondering, I’ve Still Got It
Requiem for my Yoga Pants